DEAR DIARY.

So...a solid member of Troon Ave and a good mate of ours whose name shall remain anonymous has got himself in a bit of a situation..the rule is same girl 3 times in a row and you got yourself a girlfriend! and our mate has found himself a nice little booty call..the drunken phone calls to her are epic..on loudspeaker, all the boys around and some filthy words being exchanged through the phoneline..but only a few days have passed since the unlucky 3rd round and after numerous unanswered phone calls, unresponded 'we need to talk!' text messages and a shitload of worrying and speculating on what the dreaded phone call could be about we came to the conclusion that either he was to mags and forgot to tarp up or perhaps chicks live by the same 3rd time rule that we pride ourselves on living by!!..could we have a little drunken mistake running around the troon jungle in 9 months??, could girls have advanced to living by the same sick and unsavoury rules as us?? has a vinerial disease been unwillingly passed through troon ave??..the phone call has been answered and the talk is going down right now!!!..

stayed tuned for the big anouncement..the outcome post will follow!.

xoxo..bs